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It won't be long now, Beavis.

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Soon we will hear her voice.

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This is gonna be cool.

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It's a long walk, but you know, it's
worth it. Yeah.

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Okay.

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Get ready, Beavis.

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Here she comes.

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Going down.

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Going down.

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P1. Going down.

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Going down.

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Going down.

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Number two, please.

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Number two.

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Okay.

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There's something I want you to hear
first.

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Key two, going down.

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No, I said two.

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Uh, okay.

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Here you go.

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What are you doing?

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Oh, God. Are we stuck?

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Uh... Oh,

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that's my checkbook.

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All right. This is first.

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What's going on here?

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It's like something's wrong. It's like
they're not having sex.

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And they're not fighting.

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This must be like a very special episode
or something.

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That ball needs a tan.

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Pauly D's like, hey, what's going on up
here?

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Everybody's downstairs getting it on.

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You guys either start fighting or get
down to the smush room now.

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Oh, boy.

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They're not going to fight or have sex.

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I'm just going to put tubes together.

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I'm kind of tired.

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I'm just going to lay down here a
second.

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Sucky!

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You said lick it.

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Lick what?

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Lick what?

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Are they having sex yet?

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Uh, no.

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Yay,

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yay, yeah, now let's all have sex, yeah.

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They should have, like, a PA system, and
a voice just comes on and says,

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everybody report to the smush room
immediately.

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Make sure you're DTF, thank you.

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And like MacGyver, mission success.

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Yay!

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Beavis, now look what you did.

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Hit the alarm. The red button.

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Uh, we've hit that one before.

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She doesn't say anything.

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See? Try that phone down there. Let's
see if we can get security.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, good idea.

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Oh, here.

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It's ringing.

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Hello?

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Hey, how's it going?

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We're stuck on an elevator.

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With this girl, and, um... Uh -huh.

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Um... Yeah, yeah, she's pretty hot. Oh,
yeah.

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Give me the phone. I'll talk to them.
Yeah, dumbass. Give it to her. You know

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what I'm saying?

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Cut it out, butthole! Damn it! I'm
having a conversation!

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Oh, God.

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Kick your ass all over this elevator!

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Damn it!

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Hello?

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Great. No reception.

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Listen,

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I think that roof panel comes off.

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Uh -huh. And we can get out that way.

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I'll get on top of you.

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He'll what?

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And we can build a three -way boost.

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Okay.

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Hey.

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Three -way.

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Hey.

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Hey, shut up.

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Okay, listen.

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Do you guys want to have sex?

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Uh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

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I mean, it's not too much trouble.

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Okay. Here's how we're going to do it.

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One of you gets down on all fours, then
the other gets on top of him in the same

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position.

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Whatever you say, baby.

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Yeah, just like that.

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Ow. Damn it. Ow.

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That's all right, baby.

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Get on up there. Ow.

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I can't believe our luck.

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This is going to be cool.

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Where is she, butthead?

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I don't know.

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Maybe she met a couple other dudes.

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Yeah. Yeah, that sucks.

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I'm getting kind of tired, butthead. Can
we switch?

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You dumbass. It won't work that way.
Don't you know anything about making

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Ben, butthead.

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Long.

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I'm hungry.

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And thirsty.

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Yeah, yeah. Really.

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What are we supposed to eat in here?

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This elevator is stupid.

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Yeah. And it's stuck, too.

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We're gonna die.

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Yeah, boy.

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I think they're making soup.

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You know what they always say about
soup?

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It's always better the next day. You
know what I mean?

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I wonder if they put soup in this video
because maybe it's like one of those

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songs that sounds better the second time
you hear it.

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No.

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I saw this video yesterday.

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Fuck's worse now.

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You know the thing about soup is it just
goes right through you. It

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really does. No, it doesn't.

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For me, it does.

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That's why I like it. It gives me
something to do.

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That cook should really wear a hairnet.

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Yeah, really.

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Yeah, and a beard net, too.

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Wouldn't want one of those butt hairs in
my soup.

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When they have friends over for soup,
they make them listen to the song first.

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Yeah, come on over. We're making soup.

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And then they're like, you're not going
to make us listen to that song again,

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are you?

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And then they're like, I don't know, you
know, just while it's warming up,

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maybe, you know.

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Come on.

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The poop's warming up. Don't worry.

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You call this poop, woman?

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Yeah, yeah. Go to the store and get me
some Progresso, biatch.

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This poop tastes worse than these songs
you write.

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It goes right through you.

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Oh, no.

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I don't want to die.

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Well, Beavis.

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I think we have to, like, resort to
communalism.

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What's that?

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It's like in that movie, Alive. We have
to, like, start eating ourselves.

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Really?

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I don't want to eat myself.

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No, it's like we got to eat each other's
legs and stuff.

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So I'm going to eat your leg first.

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Because I'm hungrier.

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Okay.

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But before I eat your leg, I'm going to
have to kill you.

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Okay, but I get to kill you next because
I'm hungry too.

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Okay.

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Dumbass.

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So how are you going to kill me?

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By kicking your ass.

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Wait a minute, butthead.

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If you kill me to eat my leg first, then
how am I going to kill you to eat your

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leg if I'm already killed?

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I don't know.

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Damn it.

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All right, I'm going to kill you first.

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Hey,

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how's it going?

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Are you going down?

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Uh, yeah. P2, please.

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P2, going down.

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Uh... Hmm.

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